The cinetrix was good enough to send along a link to a new drink:
It contains melatonin and valerian, and what with the name, “Drank” and the color, purple, it’s pretty explicitly seeking the I can’t believe it’s not Purple Drank” market.
I might have waited until I got to try it, but someone chimed in with
in the comments. Yes, if David Niven came back to life, he’d move to Houston, pronto, but the citizens of actual citadels of culture do not pipe up on Village Voice blogs when the more crunktastic facets of that city’s culture pop up.